tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-127232092024-03-23T12:57:54.135-05:00RichCI'm just a little cleavage monkeyUberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.comBlogger170125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-15155115717653845972008-09-25T10:33:00.000-05:002008-09-25T10:34:49.202-05:00Design for Obama<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.designforobama.org/prints/view/89_474907207d1cea6f038344f30cded9bf_278.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://www.designforobama.org/prints/view/89_474907207d1cea6f038344f30cded9bf_278.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />more <a href="http://www.designforobama.org/">here</a>.UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-39155285744016116502008-09-05T12:10:00.002-05:002008-09-05T12:12:02.283-05:00Seperated at Birth?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/palin200.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0px 0px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 100px;" src="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/palin200.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/fey200.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0px 0px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 110px;" src="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/fey200.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-14306148881918690172008-08-04T09:12:00.000-05:002008-08-04T09:13:03.447-05:00gonna get me a new bike<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jdlpJqHxLxk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jdlpJqHxLxk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-84264860796019149912008-03-13T08:43:00.002-05:002008-03-13T08:46:08.552-05:00My birthday is coming soonAnd the neighbor has been a bit bitey lately. Come on, <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260219884201#ebayphotohosting">help</a> a brother out!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i3.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/e1/19/edc5_1.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://i3.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/e1/19/edc5_1.JPG" border="0" alt="" /></a>UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-8928370115808237162008-02-12T05:31:00.000-06:002008-02-12T05:33:31.487-06:00Sicilian Pizza<iframe width="425" height="350" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?f=l&hl=en&geocode=&near=8th+%26+57th,+nyc&num=10&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=117303002726327927438.000445f45f94ed190365b&ll=40.767509,-73.982878&spn=0.009361,0.017338&output=embed&s=AARTsJps5tyHx8RcQ_N1291xrNSxXftcJg"></iframe><br /><small><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?f=l&hl=en&geocode=&near=8th+%26+57th,+nyc&num=10&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=117303002726327927438.000445f45f94ed190365b&ll=40.767509,-73.982878&spn=0.009361,0.017338&source=embed" style="color:#0000FF;text-align:left">View Larger Map</a></small>UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-81264759429221670372008-01-23T09:48:00.000-06:002008-01-23T09:55:38.318-06:00not that there's a theme or anything...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2371/2213961629_6414bef068.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2371/2213961629_6414bef068.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />But I liked this <a href="http://www.1966batmobile.com/background.htm">1955 Lincoln Futura</a> concept car.UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-37222569964135746822008-01-21T09:29:00.001-06:002008-01-21T09:31:37.568-06:00Ironic Justice<a href="http://it.slashdot.org/it/08/01/21/1414245.shtml">RIAA's website got hacked.</a> I can only hope they spend the next year spending millions of dollars chasing the perpetrators.UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-80198448830052140212008-01-08T14:29:00.000-06:002008-01-08T14:30:51.541-06:00VOTE!For that most important of all elections, <a href="http://jalopnik.com/339333/who-was-hoon-of-the-year-in-2007">Hoon of the year!</a>UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-35873018271535539982007-12-19T13:42:00.000-06:002007-12-19T13:43:08.161-06:00?<a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/apple_addiction" style="color: #80A9DD; text-decoration: none; display: block; width: 286px; height: 128px; padding-top: 50px; padding-left: 17px; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/663/484/apple_addiction.426uvd1dr0.jpg) no-repeat; font-family: Times New Roman, sans-serif; font-size: 30px;">81%<span style="display: none;">How Addicted to Apple Are You?</span></a>UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-49389367050928196042007-12-03T15:07:00.000-06:002007-12-03T15:09:00.740-06:00Selling my wife?Since I don't use Spirit air, they've stooped to some rather <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=3945773&page=1">underhanded attempts</a> to sell her out from under me, wait that could be taken the wrong way...UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-31012848840081936722007-12-03T14:09:00.000-06:002007-12-03T14:10:37.830-06:00Whacha gonna do, whacha gonna do when de come for you?My entire street was closed off by Police and FBI. They had a report of masked men with guns entering the house 2 doors down from mine. The armed robbers were my neighbors themselves,... shooting a film project. They let them go once the police confirmed the guns were fake and the cameras were real.UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-83177921034327583192007-11-30T11:32:00.000-06:002007-11-30T11:33:14.891-06:00When do the cubbies tickets go on sale?<iframe width="425" height="350" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=20+West+Kinzie+Street+Chicago,+IL+60610+(Google+Chicago)&ie=UTF8&t=h&om=1&s=AARTsJo5V3yXL-Ka-iAdfxuW9Tun-G3I6A&ll=41.889089,-87.629391&spn=0.000349,0.00057&z=20&output=embed"></iframe><br /><small><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=20+West+Kinzie+Street+Chicago,+IL+60610+(Google+Chicago)&ie=UTF8&t=h&om=1&ll=41.889089,-87.629391&spn=0.000349,0.00057&z=20&source=embed" style="color:#0000FF;text-align:left">View Larger Map</a></small>UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-8753996133452374652007-11-30T09:29:00.000-06:002007-11-30T09:30:25.699-06:00Chris FarleyAnd the Japanese game show <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/237653/chris_farley_japanese_gameshow/">on metacafe.</a>UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-3844225578931090892007-11-20T10:33:00.000-06:002007-11-20T10:36:42.744-06:00Atlanta newsYet <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071119/ap_on_re_us/preacher_paternity;_ylt=AgivIHlMuxhkSP4DfrF3N5as0NUE">more proof</a> that morality is on the decline.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"The 80-year-old leader of a suburban Atlanta megachurch is at the center of a sex scandal of biblical dimensions: He slept with his brother's wife and fathered a child by her."</span><br /><br />Oddly enough, he forgot to read that bit in the bible about his brothers wife.UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-56037299066677782642007-11-01T14:44:00.001-05:002007-11-01T14:44:30.906-05:00Quid Pro QuoYou all look at some truly horrible things on my wife's blog. Now, (thanks to my good friends at <a href="http://www.topgear.com/content/timetoburn/sections/carbage/">Top Gear</a>,) I too can show you miserable, ugly, demented pictures.<br /><br />Santa's trailer queen<br /><a title="main.jpg" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/60219706@N00/1814676935/"><br /><img src="http://static.flickr.com/2274/1814676935_c6d39eb66a_m.jpg" border="0" /><br /></a><br />This one actually has "Poser" on the hood. Truth in advertising I guess<br /><a title="Poser.jpg" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/60219706@N00/1814706689/"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/2335/1814706689_23ee7601e5_m.jpg" border="0" /><br /></a><br />My daughter would love this car, except by the time she's old enough to drive, this will no longer appeal to her.<br /><a title="One4Youngerjpg" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/60219706@N00/1814733253/"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/2112/1814733253_6ec2162052_m.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Two words, Big Ass. And the rear end of this van is big too.<br /><a title="bigAss.jpg" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/60219706@N00/1815568158/"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/2379/1815568158_d50b370a3e_m.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Maybe Grandpa should get a hobby<br /><a title="main.jpg" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/60219706@N00/1814769055/"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/2224/1814769055_affa14e1f6_m.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I think that's actually a golf cart<br /><a title="main.jpg" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/60219706@N00/1815612814/"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/2155/1815612814_537ce3e9ca_m.jpg" border="0" /></a>UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-85474227840345669492007-10-29T11:37:00.000-05:002007-10-29T11:39:57.836-05:00Yeah I'm lazySo you're getting a rehashed <a href="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/10/1-pork-brains-w.html">Digg story</a>, but at least it's disgusting.<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=43612124&size=l"><img src="http://themishmash.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/27/sausage.jpg" title="Sausage" alt="Sausage" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://foellpacking.net/"><img src="http://themishmash.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/27/porkbrains.jpg" title="Porkbrains" alt="Porkbrains" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.goldenpicklejuice.com/"><img src="http://themishmash.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/27/picklejuice.jpg" title="Picklejuice" alt="Picklejuice" border="0" /></a><br />I'm pretty sure BA has posted the "spotted dick" before.UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-65771523954689678472007-09-26T08:08:00.000-05:002007-09-26T08:09:16.078-05:00I finally found a bit of flavor in LA<p>I hate LA. The <span>monotonous</span> <span>neighborhoods</span>, the crappy food, the traffic all combine to make this town a dreaded destination for me. But yesterday I found something, something good. Since I was onsite with a customer, I offered to take him to lunch. As we mulled local options, a co-worker suggested a place called the "<a href="http://oinkster.com/sandwiches.htm">Oinkster.</a>" The customer was lukewarm about it since he'd only been there once, but I was intrigued, so we went.<br /></p><p>As we pulled up, I saw a road sign with a three words that sealed the deal, "slow fast food." Once inside I ordered the special, a Oinkster Pastrami with Gruyere cheese, caramelized onion and red cabbage slaw. It was served alongside Belgian style fries with a garlic mayo dipping sauce. That was a <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/NCAA/dayone">damn fine lunch.</a> Now all I have to do is find 8 equally fantastic meals before the week is over.<br /></p><p><a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.1134.org/blog/images2007/IMG_5180a.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.1134.org/blog/2007/04/&h=800&w=600&sz=91&hl=en&start=5&um=1&tbnid=A1vHrCCOSTmuQM:&tbnh=143&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3Doinkster%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dflock%26rls%3DFlockInc.:en-US:official%26sa%3DN"><img src="http://www.1134.org/blog/images2007/IMG_5180a.jpg" alt="http://www.1134.org/blog/images2007/IMG_5180a.jpg" style="cursor: -moz-zoom-out;" height="600" width="450" /></a></p>UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-89185713691559235552007-09-04T06:50:00.000-05:002007-09-04T06:51:22.689-05:00Lazy this morningSo I'll steal from <a href="http://www.powerpage.org/">O'Grady</a><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wQg7qOB5Heg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wQg7qOB5Heg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-30780504119255380502007-08-30T08:25:00.000-05:002007-08-30T08:26:17.599-05:00Maybe Clog's aren't so bad after all?<p>I get the tsk tsk comments about a dusty blog. Truth is I need to feel passiotnate about something to write about it. I'm not even a writer by trade. And my work schedule often leaves me with little free time, and the last thing I wnat to do in my free time is get back on the computer.<br /><br /></p><br /><br /><p>I would prefer a once a week pace, that's where the <a href="http://adage.com/whentrainsfly/article?article_id=120108">idea of a clog</a> comes in, a Column - Blog<br /><br /></p>UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-328871862296308702007-08-13T09:06:00.001-05:002007-08-13T09:06:40.615-05:00Flavor Flav roast<p><a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?lnk=v&ml_video=91391">Lisa Lampanelli</a> was the best.</p><br /><br /><p> "you look like beef jerky in a track suit"<br /><br /></p><br /><br /><br />UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-57376949511248227622007-08-05T15:02:00.000-05:002007-08-05T15:03:23.686-05:00universally lovedEspecially <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/04/ncrocs104.xml">by the Brits.</a><br /><br /><img alt="Crocs: Brightly-coloured footwear" src="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/08/04/ncrocs104.jpg" border="0" height="270" width="180" />UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-35423926315150072752007-08-05T11:16:00.000-05:002007-08-05T11:18:11.319-05:00Random<a href="http://www.kennyrandom.com/">Kenny Random</a> actually.<br /><br /><img style="width: 436px; height: 581px;" alt="newkenny.jpg" src="http://www.woostercollective.com/2007/07/27/newkenny.jpg" />UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-75254228246671910912007-07-29T17:18:00.001-05:002007-07-29T18:34:45.899-05:00I read the comics backwardsI <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">don't</span> speak of my father very much mostly because there <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">isn't</span> much I can talk about, especially with my children. I haven't spoken with him in over 15 years and with my girls, lets just say that my job is to protect them. So the subject of my father is never initiated by me.<br />But Elder was asking about uncles and aunts and the relationships between sisters and brothers and how that eventually plays into aunts and uncles. So after we exhausted my brother and sisters and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Ubies</span> bother and sisters, we got on to my uncles and aunts. I explained how my father had only one brother. And how he died when I was little. I got a bit teary eyed. The man has been dead for 30 years, but he treated me so well and always was so loving to me. I still get a bit emotional thinking about him playing guitar for me or buying me an erector set on Maxwell street. To this day I <span style="font-style: italic;">always</span> read the comic page backwards because i saw him do it once.<br />In addition to his death, visiting his apartment where he killed <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">himself</span> so soon after they found his body, remain today as influences on my life.<br />If i do nothing else, i will consider my life well spent if my girls think of me fondly as a good daddy. Is that too much to ask?UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-81295166974490850152007-07-25T08:01:00.000-05:002007-07-25T08:02:37.828-05:00Save the Spindle<div id="container-main"><a href="http://www.savethespindle.com/">Save the Spindle</a><br /> Check out the <a href="http://www.savethespindle.com/mission.html" class="copy">mission</a> of this site for the background and details.<br />Want to help? Please email us at: <a href="mailto:info@savethespindle.com" class="copy">info@savethespindle.com</a><br /><br /><img src="http://www.savethespindle.com/_imgs/bkgd.jpg" alt="plaza" height="290" width="387" /><br /><br /></div>UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12723209.post-71646108590414906512007-07-12T08:26:00.001-05:002007-07-12T08:26:43.143-05:00How Bush may have saved the free world<p>I'm still trying to reason this all out. I'm not a passionate debator, yet the implications are staggering and either heartwarming or heart chilling depending which side of the political fence you sit on. The 9/11 attacks were ultimately unsuccessful. That is, they were designed to draw focus to the objectives of al Qaeda, yet the sheer horror of those attacks instead blinded us to any objective discussion about what those objectives were.<br/> </p> <p>And Bin Laden has some pretty clear policy objectives, which can all be bolied down to this, end U.S. influence in the Middle East;<br/> </p> <ol><li>End U.S. support of Israel </li> <li>Force American troops out of the Middle East, particularly Saudi Arabia </li> <li>End the U.S. occupation of Afghanistan and (subsequently) Iraq </li> <li>End U.S. support of other countries' anti-Muslim policies </li> <li>End U.S. pressure on Arab oil companies to keep prices low </li> <li>End U.S. support for "illegitimate" (i.e. moderate) Arab governments, like Pakistan</li> </ol> <p>But the rhetoric coming from the Bush whitehouse was that al Qaeda wanted to end the U.S. way of life. That Bin Laden was a monster and not a man trying to acheive a set of objectives (even with objectionable means.) That our swift vengance and actions in Afghanistan and (subsequently) Iraq, that our loss of civil liberties, that our loss of freedom are necessary to combat the evil-doers.</p> <p>If instead Bush had tried to lessen our position in the Middle east, that would have met al Qaeda's objectives, and indeed the terrorists would've won.</p> <p>from <a href="http://www.wired.com/politics/security/commentary/securitymatters/2007/07/securitymatters_0712">the Wired article</a> that got my blood pressure up this morning; <i>"Perversely, Bush’s misinterpretation of terrorists' motives actually helps prevent them from achieving their goals. </i></p> <p><i> None of this is meant to either excuse or justify terrorism. In fact, it does the exact opposite, by demonstrating why terrorism doesn't work as a tool of persuasion and policy change. But we’re more effective at fighting terrorism if we understand that it is a means to an end and not an end in itself; it requires us to understand the true motivations of the terrorists and not just their particular tactics. And the more our own cognitive biases cloud that understanding, the more we mischaracterize the threat and make bad security trade-offs."</i></p>UberDILFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15718556550441285125noreply@blogger.com4