RichC

I'm just a little cleavage monkey

6.29.2005

“And what color are your eyes?”

Batting eyelashes, cute smile as I reach into the fridge to grab another beer. It was a smallish party. Guy I worked with was throwing a little soirée for his girlfriend.
Her flirt doesn't register. Most likely because I wasn't used to attention from attractive women, hell from any woman. Long periods of celibacy can have that effect. You push past the “My dick gets hard if the wind blows” point, to where you stop questioning why you aren't finding anyone. All your female friends tell you that you're a good guy, but none of them are interested in sleeping with you.

That's typically when you find someone.

Women can smell desperation, and if you're a geek, confidence can look like the lost city of Montazuma. You've heard about it, but you have absolutely no clue how to get there.

“Uh, I don't know.”

Which is true, mine shift from green to blue based on what I'm wearing and the ambient light. So I walk back into the hallway to finish my conversation with...

WTF? I think she was flirting with me. Yeah... she was flirting with me. I need to go talk to her.

I did, & she talked back. I don't know how, but I must have made some impression. She & I emailed back and forth, chatted (on the phone since this was pre-IM) a bit, and finally set up a date.

More on that another time.

10 Comments:

  • At 7:28 PM, Blogger Ubermilf said…

    Maybe I should've just grabbed your crotch as you walked by.

     
  • At 9:41 PM, Blogger UberDILF said…

    That would have only added to my befuddlement.

     
  • At 9:45 PM, Blogger UberDILF said…

    The only way to woo a geek, is to pursue him. I was of the opinion that I did not want to be a player. Consequently, I didn't know how to play.

    Hopefully some other smart attractive woman out there sees this and realizes what she needs to do.

     
  • At 9:50 AM, Blogger Ubermilf said…

    Nobody better be wooing my Dilfie!

    If any ladies out there are trawling for available geeks, I have a list:

    Dr. Sardonic
    Nearly Headless Nick
    Not Abbott
    Just to start...

     
  • At 6:18 PM, Blogger Fella said…

    Can I be @ the top of that list.

     
  • At 8:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Nick,

    If you really want to be on top of Dr. Sardonic, I think you BOTH might learn a lot about yourselves.

     
  • At 1:35 PM, Blogger Fella said…

    So long as it's educational... or edutaining. (educational + entertaining)

     
  • At 2:48 PM, Blogger Girl With An Alibi said…

    This is cool... the romantic tale of the UberDuo. I look forward to future chapters. :D

     
  • At 8:27 AM, Blogger UberDILF said…

    We've got more chapters, and a couple of cute spin-offs.

     
  • At 6:57 PM, Blogger gbowles said…

    this geek is available

     

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