I love tech support
So I had to run, because someone had a CD stuck in the computer, and it was making bad sounds.
I go there, force eject the CD, which was still spinning, which causes it to go off track. This is bad cause now I have to open the computer.
I ask the person, "What kind of CD is this?"
Them: "Music, someone just burned it for me."
Me: "Well who burned it?" Wondering if it was made here or somewhere else. Maybe I have 2 machines that need fixing.
Them: "Umm, I don't want to say."
Shut down machine, unplug everything, pull out computer from under desk, notice various stains and copious dust bunnies. Carry machine at arms length back to desk. Open, remove CD drive, extract bad CD, replace drive, button machine back up, carry machine at arms length back to person.
Them: "So it's fixed?"
Me: "Yes. Don't use this CD anymore."
Them: "So it's fixed?"
Me: "Umm, yes. But the CD is bad."
Them: "Cool, thanks. I'll go try it in another computer."
Me: "No please."
Them: "Why not?"
Me: "Cause I have lots of things to do today & I don't want to be fixing CD drives all morning."
Them: "So what's wrong with the CD?"
Me: "This was a burned music CD?"
Them: "Umm..., Can I try it on this machine again?"
walk away, just walk away...
I go there, force eject the CD, which was still spinning, which causes it to go off track. This is bad cause now I have to open the computer.
I ask the person, "What kind of CD is this?"
Them: "Music, someone just burned it for me."
Me: "Well who burned it?" Wondering if it was made here or somewhere else. Maybe I have 2 machines that need fixing.
Them: "Umm, I don't want to say."
Shut down machine, unplug everything, pull out computer from under desk, notice various stains and copious dust bunnies. Carry machine at arms length back to desk. Open, remove CD drive, extract bad CD, replace drive, button machine back up, carry machine at arms length back to person.
Them: "So it's fixed?"
Me: "Yes. Don't use this CD anymore."
Them: "So it's fixed?"
Me: "Umm, yes. But the CD is bad."
Them: "Cool, thanks. I'll go try it in another computer."
Me: "No please."
Them: "Why not?"
Me: "Cause I have lots of things to do today & I don't want to be fixing CD drives all morning."
Them: "So what's wrong with the CD?"
Me: "This was a burned music CD?"
Them: "Umm..., Can I try it on this machine again?"
walk away, just walk away...
posted by UberDILF @ 9:34 AM
5 Comments:
At 9:53 AM,
Ubermilf said…
You sound really sexy. Where's your picture and profile? I want to get to know you. Really, really well. Rowrrrr.
At 12:42 PM,
Ubermilf said…
Oooh, you're even sexier than I imagined! I love stubby little drunk guys! Wanna get married and father my children?
At 7:02 PM,
GingerSnaps said…
wow, sounds like your the perfect match for this gilr ubermilf ive been heariing so much about...
was that my computer you fixed this morning? my tech guys hate me. I would do something that stupid.
At 10:19 PM,
UberDILF said…
Contrary to popular belief, tech guys do not hate everybody. We don't even hate dumb questions. What I in particular do hate is when I tell someone not to do something, and they continue to do it.
I'm giving you advice for purely selfish reasons, I don't want to say this again, DO NOT PUT A COFFEE CUP IN YOUR CD DRIVE!
At 7:30 PM,
GingerSnaps said…
I dont drink coffe so I wont piss anyone off today!
I dont know, I think the tech guys hold secret meetings to talk about how stupid the rest of the staff is...do you?
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