Female drivers
2 people joked about female drivers to me Monday morning as I walked down the sidewalk behind this.
The first was because the younger didn't like the idea of steering and so she just stood on the gas while driving into a tree. The second was because the elder stopped in the middle of the jogging path to change the radio station. Yes it has a real radio, complete with a fake CD player playing horrendous Euro-Techno.
Me : "Sweetie, can you move the truck now?"
Her : "I'm trying to find good music!"
Me : "Honey, people are trying to run here."
Her : "I need to find the right music!"
Me : "Then we need to find a different truck."
I had been saying that I would never buy one of these things for my girls. Liar.
The first was because the younger didn't like the idea of steering and so she just stood on the gas while driving into a tree. The second was because the elder stopped in the middle of the jogging path to change the radio station. Yes it has a real radio, complete with a fake CD player playing horrendous Euro-Techno.Me : "Sweetie, can you move the truck now?"
Her : "I'm trying to find good music!"
Me : "Honey, people are trying to run here."
Her : "I need to find the right music!"
Me : "Then we need to find a different truck."
I had been saying that I would never buy one of these things for my girls. Liar.
posted by UberDILF @ 3:03 PM
3 Comments:
At 7:50 PM,
Johnny Pipewrench said…
Come over, let me take you on a tour of the LAND OF LOST,BROKEN,
and OUT OF FAD toys.I have taken toys out of our basement, re wrapped them, and given them back to our youngest....NO CLUE.
At 8:36 PM,
UberDILF said…
Excellent illustration of the similarities between the young and the senile.
At 11:22 AM,
Ubermilf said…
Pipewrench, you're a freakin' liar. You spoil your kids rotten, I know it!
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