Reason #∞ why she is the right gal.
Excerpt from this Wired article "...women who embrace the slutty-yet-childlike ideal as a way to troll for a husband risk alienating a whole lot of intelligent men seeking partners rather than accessories or protégés."
She flipped the "slutty-yet-childlike" upside down as an ironic pick-up line. and it worked. I can only hope more intelligent, confident women, can understand the male point of view. Some of us don't want to be percieved as players, misogynistic, thinking with our dicks, assholes. We might want to actually have a real conversation prior to porking you in the hallway closet.
Is that too much to ask?
She flipped the "slutty-yet-childlike" upside down as an ironic pick-up line. and it worked. I can only hope more intelligent, confident women, can understand the male point of view. Some of us don't want to be percieved as players, misogynistic, thinking with our dicks, assholes. We might want to actually have a real conversation prior to porking you in the hallway closet.
Is that too much to ask?
posted by UberDILF @ 10:50 AM
4 Comments:
At 11:55 AM,
Ubermilf said…
When did you ever, ahem, "pork" me in a hallway closet?
I am childlike in that I will still challenge you to a thumb war.
I am slutty in that I can surreptitiously remove your belt without your knowledge.
Any questions?
At 2:41 AM,
yournamehere said…
If I'm ever a guest at your house, I'll be draping my coat over a chair, thank you very much; seeing as what goes on in your hallway closet.
At 5:06 AM,
Loz said…
something tells me even the chairs wouldn't be safe. nudge nudge, wink wink.
At 5:32 PM,
Fella said…
How was the Bay Area, Sailor?
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