It was one of the oddest keynotes ever
mostly because the evil Dr. Sardonic sent a telegraph from his lair with the status of his global techno-omni-tel-com portfolio's value.
He twiddled his thumbs as the price climbed ever higher.
I enquired as to when he had made the substantial investment, since every year the keynote brings a handsome rise to the stock. So typically if one buys a couple of weeks prior to the keynote, you can realize a terrific gain.
He cackled and replied "This morning."
I spoke before my brain could tell my mouth to stop "why did you wait so long? the price was a lot cheaper last week"
And Dr. Sardonic broke his evil façade and said simply "OK, Mom"
He twiddled his thumbs as the price climbed ever higher.
I enquired as to when he had made the substantial investment, since every year the keynote brings a handsome rise to the stock. So typically if one buys a couple of weeks prior to the keynote, you can realize a terrific gain.
He cackled and replied "This morning."
I spoke before my brain could tell my mouth to stop "why did you wait so long? the price was a lot cheaper last week"
And Dr. Sardonic broke his evil façade and said simply "OK, Mom"
posted by UberDILF @ 7:25 PM
2 Comments:
At 1:44 PM,
Ubermilf said…
I wish I was Dr. Sardonic's mom.
I'd make him clean up the feces from his genetically altered lab ratmonkeys.
At 12:27 PM,
Dr. Sardonic said…
Your Milfesty, does this mean you've lifted your edict banning references to poo? If so, may I point out that those feces make perfectly palatable cupcake sprinkles.
Word Verfication = gackqc. Gack quality control?
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