I can think of no other reason,
Than that wild hordes of spoon playing hillbillies are sneaking into my house every night and borrowing all the spoons, and returning them the next day.
How else do you explain the fact that we regulary have no spoons in the silverware drawer.
Forks? got 'em
Knives? got those too
Spoons? all out
Maybe I'll ask my girlies since they seem to use them the most. Surely they'll know why there are never any spoons to be had.
How else do you explain the fact that we regulary have no spoons in the silverware drawer.
Forks? got 'em
Knives? got those too
Spoons? all out
Maybe I'll ask my girlies since they seem to use them the most. Surely they'll know why there are never any spoons to be had.
posted by UberDILF @ 5:17 PM
11 Comments:
At 5:34 PM,
Ubermilf said…
Don't pretend you don't hide them in your underwear drawer.
At 8:38 AM,
Dr. Sardonic said…
Is that what he sticks in his underwear? I've often wondered why he's always "adjusting" his drawers. Oh wait. You meant something else. Never mind.
At 12:24 PM,
Anonymous said…
Other explanations have been proposed.
At 12:34 PM,
UberDILF said…
I debated including that in the original post, but since you steal so much from my wife already, I felt it best to not steal from you.
At 12:54 PM,
Ubermilf said…
I steal from B.A. all the time.
I just give him credit.
At 1:14 PM,
Anonymous said…
...but since you steal so much from my wife already, I felt it best to not steal from you.
I've been working on a Venn diagram of that, but I still can't make heads nor tails of your logic.
But (slightly more) seriously, the reason I rarely attribute "sources" to links on my blog is due to the fact that if neither I nor the blog where I saw the link originated the content, then what does an attribution really say? It's like refering to someone else's bibliography in my footnotes. Also, since my blog is a link dump, my M.O. is to try to filter the web for you, not to give you more tangents to surf.
Fair? Probably not.
At 1:45 PM,
Ubermilf said…
I'm not looking for source attribution. I'm more interested in a public declaration of your love for me.
At 1:58 PM,
UberDILF said…
you're reffering to his love, right?
At 2:38 PM,
Fella said…
I realize I'm not in your little "Chicago Club" or whatever, but perhaps you could let me know what became of the spoons?
At 2:42 PM,
UberDILF said…
Nick, it was the chillins. The little people use spoons for everything. Sorry to be so oblique.
At 3:27 AM,
Fella said…
Dilf, I was being a smart ass. I'm sorry. I like that you are oblique, it makes you mysterious and, I'm not ashamed to say, quite dashing.
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