RichC

I'm just a little cleavage monkey

5.31.2006

Geek Fight Club?

One of my favorite movies is being blamed for the audacious fashion faux-pas seen here.


The idea does hold tremendous appeal though. People wonder why men are portrayed as immature, selfish dicks. I think a lot of that might have to do with the constant emasculation that men undergo on a regular basis. We're often encouraged to be little boys instead of men. Well, maybe at least tempted. I don't physically fight to provide for my family. Hell I don't even sweat. Maybe my body chemistry is overdue for some of that fight or flight response that is sorely lacking from my day to day life.

I'd like to be a part of a fight club. I'd enjoy the camaraderie with other men in similar social positions as me. I'd even proudly wear the marks of an ass beating. Except my wife won't let me.

9 Comments:

  • At 8:37 AM, Blogger Ubermilf said…

    No one beats my man but me.

     
  • At 2:41 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Second rule of Fight Club is don't ask your wifes permission.

     
  • At 3:21 PM, Blogger Ubermilf said…

    Al, I'll beat YOUR ass, too, just for good measure.

    And I HAVE your wife's permission.

     
  • At 3:54 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Hey, no wives in Fight Club. That's not fair.

     
  • At 1:52 AM, Blogger yournamehere said…

    Dilf, your wife is a wise woman. The main character in Fight Club was crazy, remember?

    Besides, if you want to get into a fight, wear a Cubs jersey into a White Sox bar. Or vice versa.

     
  • At 7:06 AM, Blogger UberDILF said…

    Cubs hat + South Side bar = broken nose
    Sox hat + North Side bar = hurt feelings

     
  • At 7:10 AM, Blogger yournamehere said…

    I assumed as much, but felt it best to leave confirmation to a Chicago resident.

     
  • At 2:54 PM, Blogger Melanie was here said…

    Al is right, you aren't supposed to ask your wife. Having said that, I would TOTALLY kick Dave's ass if he joined a fight club. I mean, how stupid.

     
  • At 5:20 PM, Blogger UberDILF said…

    That's why Dave needs to join. The only physical wrestling/combat he gets is from you, and if your house is anything like ours, that leads to nookie.

     

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