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The republicans will control our advertising too.

Notable pollster Frank Luntz, known for helping craft the language for "Contract with America," has been bought out by Omnicom. Omnicom is the largest holding company in the advertising industry.

I foresee a plethora of Jessica SImpson/Jared Fogle type mock romances to tie in a new CD/Sandwich combo.

Any guess as to what pairing will be the most profitable? I've voting for the cage match between authors & political whipping boy/girl Santorum & Clinton. Which book will sell more copies, and does prominent placement on "Desperate Housewives" translate into profits?