RichC

I'm just a little cleavage monkey

9.12.2005

Meme'd

7 Things I Plan to do Before I Die:
Make sure my girlies are happy
Go cup car racing
Learn to paint
Build my wood shop
Learn Spanish
See Japan
Rehab my house

7 Things I Can Do:
Make sure my girlies are happy
Figure out how to solve a computer problem with no prior experience
Photoshop
Script
Speak multiple business languages in our industry. (Geek, Admin, Art, Production.)
Dispose of dead birds and other "Half Cat" jobs
Make pancakes in various shapes (Heart, star, ants etc...)

7 Things I Cannot Do:
Make sure my girlies are happy
Navigate well the corporate sea of political fiefdoms
Maintain my temper or contorl my enthusiasm after coffee
Easily forget the past
Write left handed
Be dispassionate
File papers

7 Things That Attract me to the Opposite Sex:
Twinkly eyes
Hips
Breasts
Lips
Humor
Intelligence
Talent

7 things that I say most often:
Good afternoon, this is Rich
Wait.
Stop!
Is it on the server?
Why are you using Illustrator for this?
Your shoes are on the wrong feet.
Can I sit (on their machine) for a moment?

7 celebrity crushes:
Übermilf (well you people seem to think she's got celeb status
Farah Fawcett
Sinead O'Connor
Jenny McCarthy
Dexter's mom and other Genndy Tartakovsky women
Classic Pin-Ups ala Varga

7 people I want to do this:
SYSM
Dr. Sardonic
Uncle Leo
MacMan
Ubergirlie # 1
Ubergirlie # 2
Dali Lama