I'm just a little cleavage monkey


Female drivers

2 people joked about female drivers to me Monday morning as I walked down the sidewalk behind this.

The first was because the younger didn't like the idea of steering and so she just stood on the gas while driving into a tree. The second was because the elder stopped in the middle of the jogging path to change the radio station. Yes it has a real radio, complete with a fake CD player playing horrendous Euro-Techno.
Me : "Sweetie, can you move the truck now?"
Her : "I'm trying to find good music!"
Me : "Honey, people are trying to run here."
Her : "I need to find the right music!"
Me : "Then we need to find a different truck."

I had been saying that I would never buy one of these things for my girls. Liar.