I'm just a little cleavage monkey


delayed again

but I too tired to work, so instead I'll look for the silver lining.
Newark is known for UFO's.

Wait! The flight attendant showed up to a round of applause. We had been de-planed because another flight had taken our flight attendant after we were all boarded, so we had to wait for a replacement to drive from LGA to EWR. Everyone filed into the lounge, took a leak, and waited some more. But now she's here so maybe I get to go home since my first flight was cancelled.

I'm so excited I can barely keep my eyes open.