I'm just a little cleavage monkey


Reason #∞ why she is the right gal.

Excerpt from this Wired article "...women who embrace the slutty-yet-childlike ideal as a way to troll for a husband risk alienating a whole lot of intelligent men seeking partners rather than accessories or protégés."

She flipped the "slutty-yet-childlike" upside down as an ironic pick-up line. and it worked. I can only hope more intelligent, confident women, can understand the male point of view. Some of us don't want to be percieved as players, misogynistic, thinking with our dicks, assholes. We might want to actually have a real conversation prior to porking you in the hallway closet.

Is that too much to ask?