It was one of the oddest keynotes ever

mostly because the evil Dr. Sardonic sent a telegraph from his lair with the status of his global techno-omni-tel-com portfolio's value.

He twiddled his thumbs as the price climbed ever higher.
I enquired as to when he had made the substantial investment, since every year the keynote brings a handsome rise to the stock. So typically if one buys a couple of weeks prior to the keynote, you can realize a terrific gain.
He cackled and replied "This morning."
I spoke before my brain could tell my mouth to stop "why did you wait so long? the price was a lot cheaper last week"
And Dr. Sardonic broke his evil façade and said simply "OK, Mom"