I'm just a little cleavage monkey


I can think of no other reason,

Than that wild hordes of spoon playing hillbillies are sneaking into my house every night and borrowing all the spoons, and returning them the next day.

How else do you explain the fact that we regulary have no spoons in the silverware drawer.
Forks? got 'em
Knives? got those too
Spoons? all out

Maybe I'll ask my girlies since they seem to use them the most. Surely they'll know why there are never any spoons to be had.